Cunt-Monkey

1. An adjective to describe an extreme douche bag
2. A monkey that looks like a vagina

(2 dudes arguing)
Dude 1: You're a piece of shit!
Dude 2: Well you're a cunt-monkey!

by DuckyDuckDuck December 05, 2017

cunt monkey

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.

James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"

by lord frumpaloofcanchanpachanpow October 23, 2005

cunt monkey

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female

tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.

by crxchaos July 07, 2006

Cunt Monkey

someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.

"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"

by Brent B. June 04, 2007

Cunt monkey

A species of cunt that nobody likes and laughs obnoxiously.

“Look it’s a cunt monkey, look at his face. I want to punch his throat in”

by anonymous November 08, 2020

cunt monkey

a term or expression used for someone has some what ticked you off. soo you call them a cunt monkey

or someone that is obsesses with vagina.

annoying person: haha what a douchbag

you: wow, way to be a cunt monkey
annoying guy: shut up u fag.

by XxlovelesslostxX October 22, 2009

Cunt Monkey

1.) A male or female that is unworthy of being called by the name their mother gave them at birth.
2.) A male or a female who is legally married and doesn't have the courage to say they want to throw in the towel and get a divorce, but wants to have a relationship with another person..i.e wants to have their cake and eat it too.

I hate that fucking Cunt monkey that dances all the time on the stage

by lolab221 November 17, 2009