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cunt monkey 

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.
James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"

cunt monkey 

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female
tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.
cunt monkey by crxchaos July 7, 2006

Cunt Monkey 

someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.
"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"
Cunt Monkey by Brent B. June 4, 2007

Cunt monkey 

A species of cunt that nobody likes and laughs obnoxiously.
“Look it’s a cunt monkey, look at his face. I want to punch his throat in”
Cunt monkey by anonymous November 8, 2020

cunt monkey 

a term or expression used for someone has some what ticked you off. soo you call them a cunt monkey

or someone that is obsesses with vagina.
annoying person: haha what a douchbag

you: wow, way to be a cunt monkey
annoying guy: shut up u fag.
cunt monkey by XxlovelesslostxX October 22, 2009

Cunt Monkey 

1.) A male or female that is unworthy of being called by the name their mother gave them at birth.
2.) A male or a female who is legally married and doesn't have the courage to say they want to throw in the towel and get a divorce, but wants to have a relationship with another person..i.e wants to have their cake and eat it too.
I hate that fucking Cunt monkey that dances all the time on the stage
Cunt Monkey by lolab221 November 17, 2009
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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