Cunt Trumpet 

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

Cunt Trumpet by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Cunt trumpet 

vuvuzela

I couldn't hear the commentary over the fucking cunt trumpet

Cunt trumpet by Kokweasl June 20, 2010

Trumpet Cunt

a person who is deficient in education, morals or wit and shows this when interacting with others.

"Matt shut it you trumpet cunt"

Trumpet Cunt by Chris Newton March 13, 2007

CuntTrumptious 

Speaking masses of bullshit out of a very small mouth.

Stop being CuntTrumptious you ginger wigged imbecile

CuntTrumptious by SirGreg May 17, 2017

Cuntcrumpet

Just some funny insult I came up with working at dairy queen when my coworker told me I wasnt doing something right so then I called her a cuntcrumpet and it threw her off guard. A variation of it (which is my meme account)is cumcrumpet

Coworker:" you can't make the display that way you dumbass"
You: why don't you do it yourself then ya cuntcrumpet

Cuntcrumpet by Idontoweyouchildsupport November 7, 2021