Cunt it 

An expletive you say when you just don't give a fuck about the consequences and you decide you are going make an irresponsible choice you might regret shortly thereafter. Similar to fuck it but more appropriate to use when your irresponsible choice may upset a stupid bitchy cunt that you unfortunately may have to answer to later.

Mike: Let's blow off this deadline and get drunk at the titty bar instead!

Johnny: What will our boss say?

Mike: That stupid bitch can write the report herself!

Johnny: You're right! Cunt it! Let's bounce outa here and get our drink on!

Cunt it by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

Cunt it 

A term only ever used when Troy Deeney takes a penalty

Fucking cunt it son

Cunt it by Jamielee2810 January 22, 2021

cunt it 

verb: (Scotland) to fall over, landing on either your ass or your face, in a way that is embarrassing for whoever cunts it, but hilarious to those watching.

He’s gonnae step oot that car and properly cunt it. Guaranteed.

cunt it by ptolémaïque January 28, 2022

cunt it down 

Used when you really need to tell someone (guy OR girl) to TONE DOWN their bitchy self-righteous attitude.

Bitch: you really need to apologize to me NOW. no, really right now! why are you being such a jerk, blah blah blah.... i hate you.... don't talk to me like that. are you listening to me?!

You: WOW! CUNT IT DOWN!

cunt it down by renzTHE August 1, 2010

that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.

Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt by heeeyyjohnny February 11, 2021

do it cunt, I dare you. 

What you say to call someone out. Usually to fight.

at the pub - come on, do it cunt, I dare you.

do it cunt, I dare you. by kam75xx April 26, 2024

kick it over cunt

when someone has something you want and you make them give it to you by saying "Kick it over cunt"

Sick cunt Memo was walking down flinders street and ran into a person wearing his favorite designer brand jacket and Memo wanted it, so he said to the person "kick it over cunt" and the person had to give it to him.

kick it over cunt by renmem July 12, 2022