cunt-dick

the biggest oxymoron known to man

"thats a bunch of cunt-dick"

by cunt-dick June 15, 2009

cunt-dick

A colorful synonym for a human female’a clitoris. A clitoris is essentially a malformed penis. Hence, cunt-dick

Example 1:
I’m loving the way you tongue punch my fart box. It is making my cunt-dick very hard.

Example 2:

I love it when you suck my cunt-dick. Now come over here and rub your dick against my cunt-dick.

by Cumdumpster33 January 13, 2019

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The example used in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions.

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by BirchBuns November 30, 2016

Dick Cunt

Such a big cunt that you are so frustrated that you do not know what to say prior to calling them a cunt, so the word dick sorta just slips out.

"Hey Johnny"
"Damn, stop being such a DICK CUNT",

by JOSH SMITHERS February 13, 2016

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Something a person called BirchBuns defined because it is in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't think an example for cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock is needed.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ May 02, 2022

Dick Cunt

A very abusive, yet funny person. They can be nice to people and utterly destroy other people.

"Man.. that guy was weird." "Nah bro, that guy was a dick cunt"

by DC Disturbed June 17, 2009

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when you nut in her ass

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by Womanbeater455 August 10, 2017