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cunt-dick
A colorful synonym for a human female’a clitoris. A clitoris is essentially a malformed penis. Hence, cunt-dick
Example 1:
I’m loving the way you tongue punch my fart box. It is making my cunt-dick very hard.
Example 2:
I love it when you suck my cunt-dick. Now come over here and rub your dick against my cunt-dick.
I’m loving the way you tongue punch my fart box. It is making my cunt-dick very hard.
Example 2:
I love it when you suck my cunt-dick. Now come over here and rub your dick against my cunt-dick.
cunt-dick by Cumdumpster33 January 13, 2019
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cunt dick by smelly Punani January 25, 2019
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stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick by Womanbeater455 August 10, 2017
Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face
when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night
you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!
dickhead: what?
you: never mind
you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!
dickhead: what?
you: never mind
Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011
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