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Cunt Nugget 

A person that's a cunt and has the brain capacity of a chicken nugget.
Fucking Cunt Nugget camping in the fucking corner!!!
Cunt Nugget by GreaterJeans83 July 20, 2018

Cunt Nugget 

A person who is extremely cocky and stuck up; a person that acts as if they are way better than others
She's acting like a cunt nugget just because she got some new shoes yesterday
Cunt Nugget by lalaneihisapimp October 31, 2015

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget 

a person thats basically a complete PRICK and is usually a friend of yours that always finds a way to...

A. Step on ur game

B. Ruin a existing relationship

C. Cannot keep mouth shut even over life or death situations

D. and finally is a complete dumbass
You: Wow ur brother is a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

Ex-Girlfriend: LOL WTF what is that

You: your brothers new nickname "lol"

Ex-Girlfriend: and why is that lol

You: he just called my girlfriend a slut and we almost broke up cuz of another douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget blowing everything out of the water....

Ex-Girlfriend: Lol well HAHAHAHAHA!!! I like the new nick name im gonna call him that to :)

Cunt Nugget 

Generic insult. Refers to solidified vaginal discharge.
Keep your hands off my damned livermush sandwich, cunt nugget!
Cunt Nugget by JC May 29, 2004

Cunt Nugget 

A person that's a cunt and has the brain capacity of a nugget.
You short-sighted self-obsessed cunt nugget.
Cunt Nugget by Josh Davey September 14, 2020

Cunt Nugget 

1. Coagulated menstrual fluid that is discharge out of a woman's vagina from a queef in solidified chunks

2. Dried period juice chunks that are queefed out of a vagina like a grenade launcher

3. A trifecta of boner-killing potential
"then all the sudden she queef'd and all of these cunt nuggets flew all over my dick"

"I heard a *pfft* looked down and there was a massive cunt nugget laying on the sheets... I lost my boner so fast, my dick tried to run out the back of my ass"
Cunt Nugget by Marganfreed February 16, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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