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Cunt Bunting 

first considered the female equivalent of "tea bagging", cunt bunting has now expanded into a popular sport. The sport is done by females with actions to the cunt similar to a nut check. The attacker slaps the defender's cunt. The defender can to choose to block, but only by physically diverting the attack. There are also rules that involve illegal plays, such as the "shocker."
Today, our cunt bunting was disqualified for trying to use the shocker.

Luckily, I saw her coming in time to block her cunt bunt.
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cunt bunting 

"Do you need me to cunt bunt for you?" Sonja asked Winfield, as he described the aggressive sexual attention from another woman at the party.
cunt bunting by Sonja B August 15, 2005

cuntbusting 

Attacking a girl's genitals, whether for fun or for reasons of self defense. While not as easy of a target as a man's testicles, the clitoris is every bit as sensitive. Even a playful slap, while not particularly harmful, can still be enough to make a girl double up and fall to the ground in pain. On the other hand, a full force kick can crush the clitoris up into the pelvic bone, compressing it. Since the clitoris is so tender, this will cause the girl incredible amounts of pain, and in some cases, severe injury, such as vulvodynia, bruising of the vulva and clitoris. In extreme cases, the girl may experience bruising to her pelvic bone as well. Severe cases of cuntbusting also carry the potential of emotional trauma, since the average girl tends to be more sensitive than the average boy.

For some reason, a surprisingly large number of (mostly younger) girls are unaware of their genitals' tenderness. Yet when kicked full force in the groin by the same person, girls are going to suffer just as much (if not even more) pain as boys, because of the double shot on the clitoris and the pelvis. The clitoris is located slightly higher, so when kicking a girl in the groin, the attacker aims higher and hits the clitoris and the pelvis, which is located right behind it. On the other hand, the testicles hang lower, so when kicking a boy, only his testicles are hit, and not his pelvis. It's still incredibly painful for a boy, but he won't have pelvic bruising to add to his injuries.
Danny: So Sarah tried to kick me in the nuts over the last bagel this morning.

Alec: That's a bad idea, considering you're a black belt in karate... what'd you do? You let her have it?

Danny: Let's just say I gave my little sister a cuntbusting she'll never forget!

Alec: How so?

Danny: I kicked her so hard in her little pussy that she dropped to the ground immediately and burst into tears.

Alec: That'll teach her.

Danny: She's probably still crying.
cuntbusting by Orren Wells May 8, 2013

cuntbusting 

The act of striking a girl or woman in her clitoris, usually to inspire the feelings of helplessness or male domination.

Unlike the testicles, the clitoris sits just in front of the pubic bone, so a hard kick to just the right spot will cause a girl MORE pain than a guy would feel if he was kicked in the balls. Guys, imagine being kicked really hard in the balls AND in the shin at the same time.

It should be used only as a last resort- if a girl resorts to kicking you in the cunt or balls, then go right ahead. Cuntbusting is seen as a cheap shot, so it should only be used if you get cheap shotted first.

Common forms of cuntbusting include kicking, kneeing, punching, pinching, or twisting of the clitoris.
My little sister kicked me in the balls, so I did some cuntbusting tricks that hurt her so bad that she cried to our mom and she had to go to the hospital.
cuntbusting by Sarah Rodgers October 16, 2012

cuntbusting 

When a woman is kicked in the vagina for fun or when she asks for it, it doesn't hurt like when a guy gets kicked in the balls so it is safe. It is compared to getting kicked in the butt for a male.
My girlfriend like cuntbusting so much she lets me kick her when ever I want.
cuntbusting by smoothsexyington July 14, 2010

cuntbusting 

Cuntbusting

Cuntbusting is a masochistic paraphiliac activity in which a female is struck in the groin. This may be performed on a woman by a male or female though most often it is done by a woman.

A strike to the cunt can be debilitating. and the vulnerable feelings it inspires can become a source of anxiety that might potentially seem unique and taboo to a woman.

Cuntbusting should be practiced with a degree of care. Vulvodynia and nerve damage within the clitoris are two of the disabling afflictions that can result from excessive groin trauma in the female. both of which can severely affect quality of life. Bruising and sometimes swelling of the vulva region may also occur.
I was Cuntbusted by a cuntbusting woman.
cuntbusting by Ren36 August 20, 2006

cuntpunting 

Fucking
Having Vaginal Intercourse
Sticking a penis or dildo into a cunt
Rob: I stuck my dick into that hot chicks cunt

Steve: Oh nice!!! you cuntpunted that chick

Rob: Why, yes i suppose i was cuntpunting her!

Steve: Yes cuntpunting is a much better word than fucking
cuntpunting by crazy-dodo 33 January 7, 2009
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