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Cunt Bread 

1. The white gross spawn that is seen in, on, or around the vagina. Medical professionals like to call it yeast infection.

2. Anybody that is as disgusting and vile as the white gooey grossness that can be found in, on, or around the the vagina of a person with yeast infection.
1. Dood we couldn't screw last night because she had cunt bread.

2. That piece of fucking cunt bread is going to die!
Cunt Bread by Hiny May 6, 2007
Words you can keep

cunt a nut bread 

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.
Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk
cunt a nut bread by Geo P June 24, 2021

cuntbreeder 

1: Slang term used by some childfree people for a particularly intolerable form of female breeder who acts like a condescending bitch around childfree people, insists that everyone caters to their child's every whim, brings babies to inappropriate venues like bars, fine restaurants or R rated movies and then ignores them when they start screaming, demands that coworkers without children cover their workload and/or or give up holiday vacation slots, changes diapers on public table tops, turns into a raging lunatic if their choice to breed is not endlessly praised and both acts like a martyr and insists that having children is the only path to fulfillment in life.
"So I went to see the midnight showing of Django Unchained and some cuntbreeder brought an infant. I can't believe how inconsiderate people can be."
cuntbreeder by Quietpleez October 24, 2016

cuntbreed 

Someone who is a cunt of such epic proportions that it can only be explained by centuries of breeding - and most likely inbreeding - with other cunts of a similar magnitude.
I always knew Dave was a cuntwad, but until he shagged his sister I never realised he was such a total fucking cuntbreed!
cuntbreed by Cuntybaws April 23, 2014

cuntbreath 

to have breath bad as a smelly cunt. cunt
Christ Stu ! You cuntbreath ! Some brandy last nite or what ??
cuntbreath by Big T November 11, 2003

cuntbreath 

you have cuntbreath
cuntbreath by slayer August 25, 2003

Cuntbreath 

An offensive person who speaks ill of anyone and whose stale emissions reek of their previous activity
He was a right cuntbreath and let everyone know what he disliked about her.
Pity his cuntbreath gave away his real loyalty to her.
Cuntbreath by oldumf October 29, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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