American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

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Crunchy Fridges

v, a phrase used to describe a level of hunger which has reached the stage of having the urge to eat the actual fridge as well as it's contents.

A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.

When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.

Benny "I'm beyond starving! I could eat the whole fridge!"

Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"

Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"

Crunchy Fridges by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 23, 2019

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crunchy gowon

Crunchy gowon is the ONE & ONLY rapper out there. She is the rap god of the universe and has been around for over 300,000 years. Eminem is a JOKE in comparison to our one&only.

person A: who’s eating chips do damn loudly?
Period B: sorry, I was just listening to Crunchy Gowon’s one&only rap.

crunchy gowon by stan loona 🤡 October 4, 2019

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crunchy niggers

Typically some crunchy foods such as crisps or nachos...

Hey, pass me some of them crunchy niggers

crunchy niggers by DestructionDomination July 17, 2017

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