Just what it sounds like. A sock that is crunchy. There are typically three causes of a crunchy sock. They are as follows:
1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.
Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.
1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.
Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.
Mom: "Hurry up, you're going to be late!"
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"
Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"
Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."
by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019
my mom washed my crunchy sock.
i borrowed my friends crunchy sock, but when i put it on it felt stale.
i borrowed my friends crunchy sock, but when i put it on it felt stale.
by Crunchysox March 15, 2017
Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on
by Crunchysox March 15, 2017
Dirty sock that have been neglected and has been in the corner of your room since the beginning of freshman year.
by Dontworryaboutit3416 March 11, 2020