cumslap

The act of cumming in your cupped hand and then lightly slapping your partner in order to splatter jizz over her face. An original move of Muscat Private School, Oman gentlemen. Usually performed when she tells you to NOT cum on her face.

That bitch got cumslapped!

by Abdul Salam June 17, 2007

Cumslap

cumming in your hand and then slapping the poor little lady.

I'm going to cumslap your mum.

by urmomgayurdadlesbiannou May 14, 2018

Judas Jack Cumslap

Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.

"She said she wanted kids, but I gave her a Judas Jack Cumslap."

by PaPa J September 6, 2015

cumslappet

A dude that has just finished the greatest of male orgasms but it doesn't out penis it comes out the mouth.

Brian cumslappeted that old man on the road.

by Squich April 21, 2017

Cumslip

Possible ejaculation accident when playing cricket and fielding in the slip region or watching Kev Cowley bat in his snug cycling shorts. It often means a sudden slip of cum straight out of the penis that just cannot be controlled, hence the word cumslip!

dont do that again Kev, we might have to deal with a cumslip

by Cumslipper June 12, 2009

Cumstapated

The inability to climax during sex, commonly caused by a high level of toxicity in the body.

We were going all night long and because i was so cumstapated, I just had to fake it.

by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

cumswap offspring

A son or daughter procreated by a man skeeting into a girls mouth and said girl spits into another girls spread vagina lips.

male: Dayum girl i didnt know you were pregnant?

female: Yeah it's a cumswap offspring.

male: oh.....

female: yeah.

by ogmudbone69 October 17, 2010