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Fucking or hooking up with a guy after your friend fucked him or hooked up with him without him being signed off
Bro, Wanda totarry cumswapped Lyle from Cara!
cumswap by bellaaaaaxxx August 14, 2009
When keyboard warriors are brawling in the middle of a comment section, uttering this sacred word will require them to advocate for the opposite of their beliefs with the same vigour
A: "Man I fucking hate capitalism"
B: "Without capitalism you would be dead"
C: "Cumswap"
A: "The freer the market The freer the people, trickle down economics works babyy
B: *Chants Soviet Anthem*
Cumswap by SaugaMan97 May 19, 2022

cumswap offspring 

A son or daughter procreated by a man skeeting into a girls mouth and said girl spits into another girls spread vagina lips.
male: Dayum girl i didnt know you were pregnant?

female: Yeah it's a cumswap offspring.

male: oh.....

female: yeah.
cumswap offspring by ogmudbone69 October 17, 2010

the cumswap 

The act of a man ejaculating into another persons mouth. The person who recieves the man gravy will then spit the gravy into a third persons mouth.
After Sam and Zack sucked Jim's penis Jim proceeded to ejaculate into Sam's mouth and Sam proceeded to spit the gooey mess into Zack's mouth thus completing the cumswap.
the cumswap by Gook Nookem April 9, 2010

Cum-Swap 

The act of 2 or more people exchanging their cum with each other. The mouth is almost always involved.

Regardless of gender, regardless of who's cum it is, & regardless of how many people are involved in the cum swap. If the previous conditions are met it is considered a cum-swap.

When the mouth is the sole, or nearly so, source of the exchange it is known as cum kissing. A very similar concept.
Last night after I came in my girlfriend's pussy I immediately ate the cream pie. Her & I then cum-swapped until finally she swallowed it.

cumslappet 

A dude that has just finished the greatest of male orgasms but it doesn't out penis it comes out the mouth.
Brian cumslappeted that old man on the road.
cumslappet by Squich April 21, 2017