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Cumshat

The past tense of a cumshot. Used to describe a past cumshot you or someone else had.
I'm telling you, this chick was so hot I cumshat all the way across my room.
by Superspider September 2, 2013
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Cumshat

When you cum and shit at the same time; usually associated with feelings of extreme pleasure. (A play on the word cumshot)
The food was so good a cumshat myself.
by The Pixel Ninja October 11, 2015
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cumshark

cumsharking is when typically a man cums on a woman without her knowing usually in public
Man 1: *jacking on bus*
Man 1:* sees a hot girl and finishes on her shoulder*
Woman: the fuck? did someone just come on me?
Man 2: yeah that dude over there likes to cumshark women on the bus
by FOSPOL July 9, 2018
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Cumchatta

It is dope
Ayy man that was cumchatta.
by Cumchatta12 May 29, 2021
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Fibonacci Cumshot

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.
Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"
by colinmochrie March 16, 2014
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massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.
Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.
by de-pube July 18, 2021
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cumstation

kum-steigh-shun; Noun;

Similar to a bitch that just likes the cum or even if a girl is just a big slut or a cock gobbler.
Should I got to Hannah or Mandi's house and unload a jizm glaze (spooge)on her face cuz she's such a cumstation?
by C. Beauregard January 7, 2008
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