Cumroot 

When a plant ejaculates into the ground, spreading its seed.

or

When you're simply told to cum and root someone.

1. Holy shit, did you see that plant just cumroot?
2.Steve, cumroot me already.

Cumroot by SombreSerotonin July 26, 2021

cumriot 

When something is extremely exciting, or causes you to become sexually frustrated.

That band was so amazing, they caused such a cumriot!

cumriot by TheKoalaQueen March 20, 2012

Cumpooter 

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere

1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.

Cumpooter by PolPots September 16, 2011

cumpoot 

A flatuance from the rectum after anal sex resulting in the release of seminal ejaculate (sperm)...

Steve buttfucked Gary all day until he had the worst bout of cumpoot(s) ever...

cumpoot by AdamRehab May 27, 2018

Mack Cumpooter

You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.

This BiTCH gave me her screen name so i Mack Cumpootered her and it stunk up the WHOLE room.

Mack Cumpooter by m mcdaddy April 20, 2007

cumpooter 

stephan pastis's croc speak for 'computer'.

me ees like cumpooter

cumpooter by duck666 February 14, 2019

cumpooter 

when you nut and it make a fart sound

oh man I ripped a cumpooter in her, it was insane!

cumpooter by _Schmeaty_ November 23, 2020