When you save your cum for longer than three days, preferably no nut november semen (30 days pent up cum), and cum on a tissue paper evenly across the entire surface. Cut the tissue in triangle chip size pieces. The dried up cum chips are cumritos.

Jack was hungry but in his lonely, humble abode he had no food around so he ended up eating his own cumritos to satiate his hunger.

cumritos by RedDeadCobra November 19, 2020

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Cumroot

When a plant ejaculates into the ground, spreading its seed.

or

When you're simply told to cum and root someone.

1. Holy shit, did you see that plant just cumroot?
2.Steve, cumroot me already.

Cumroot by SombreSerotonin July 26, 2021

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cumrot

when a tradgnome like pordan jeterson or low rogan gets actual accolades for being a sinceritywhore just after some neat news that radical order was just served, all the tradcore babe-level babes swoon until their panties go powermoisting, naturally since they're all cultural amnesiacs (and some even accomplished amnescientists), their WAPs form accelerated localized molecular substructural senescence, resulting in cumrot. no worries, everything is temporary, just pray and have a blessed day

pordan jeterson kissed his daughter in the forehead and made half of america cumrot until the cows came home

greek-style café owners grandfathered in a new bronze co-owner to the profit pool and every time they pretend not to know each other in private language the girlies within earshot flow until they cumrot; good thing he's got strong intimidating hands and can immitate aristotle, if he talks too much, they'll all dry up

cumrot by inoperosity November 21, 2021

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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