cumriot

When something is extremely exciting, or causes you to become sexually frustrated.

That band was so amazing, they caused such a cumriot!

by TheKoalaQueen March 20, 2012

cumbiote

Like a symbiote from venom but with cum instead of space goo

After the 100 person bukkake, she became a cumbiote

by Tricopoop October 5, 2018

cumritos

When your lonely and cum and cum in a bag of Mountain Dew and doritos

Jerry that bitch he ate his own cumritos.

by Pussysmasher69420 February 1, 2018

cumritos

When you save your cum for longer than three days, preferably no nut november semen (30 days pent up cum), and cum on a tissue paper evenly across the entire surface. Cut the tissue in triangle chip size pieces. The dried up cum chips are cumritos.

Jack was hungry but in his lonely, humble abode he had no food around so he ended up eating his own cumritos to satiate his hunger.

by RedDeadCobra November 19, 2020

Cumroot

When a plant ejaculates into the ground, spreading its seed.

or

When you're simply told to cum and root someone.

1. Holy shit, did you see that plant just cumroot?
2.Steve, cumroot me already.

by SombreSerotonin July 26, 2021

cumrot

when a tradgnome like pordan jeterson or low rogan gets actual accolades for being a sinceritywhore just after some neat news that radical order was just served, all the tradcore babe-level babes swoon until their panties go powermoisting, naturally since they're all cultural amnesiacs (and some even accomplished amnescientists), their WAPs form accelerated localized molecular substructural senescence, resulting in cumrot. no worries, everything is temporary, just pray and have a blessed day

pordan jeterson kissed his daughter in the forehead and made half of america cumrot until the cows came home

greek-style café owners grandfathered in a new bronze co-owner to the profit pool and every time they pretend not to know each other in private language the girlies within earshot flow until they cumrot; good thing he's got strong intimidating hands and can immitate aristotle, if he talks too much, they'll all dry up

by inoperosity November 21, 2021