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When a girl gives you a blowjob but she chases it with eggnog. It is typically the first nut after No Nut November.
Deck the balls! she gave that cumnogg as I stuffed her stocking!
Cumnogg by Gangrape69420 November 26, 2019
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Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg 

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!
"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)
A mix of cum and a sub-par alcoholic beverage.
Would you like some cumnog?
cumnog by ImMrBillo June 30, 2022

Alaskan CumNugget 

After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.
Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?

Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.

Bro 1: Nice bro.
Alaskan CumNugget by My gf dick February 3, 2022
a genital version of a booger; ie, a piece of dried semen found in, on, or around the penis. also a common insult or putdown comparing one to the aforementioned definition
"that kid chris is a cock smoking cumnugget."
cumnugget by who is chase nuts September 12, 2005
A nugget of sperm that has changed sates from liquid to solid.
Nick cham is being a real cumnugget
Cumnugget by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020

cumgoggles 

The blurry vision caused by the ejaculation onto one's face
Blane couldn't see last night after I gave him cumgoggles.
cumgoggles by Niggersaurus December 19, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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