cumnog

A mix of cum and a sub-par alcoholic beverage.

Would you like some cumnog?

by ImMrBillo June 30, 2022

Cumnor House School

A school so insensitive that it makes its pupils wear bright red blazers. It also has the word cum in its name. School dinners taste like regurgitated shit but apart from that its pretty good.

Boy: "Ooh Mum, i wanna go to a really good school."
Mum:"I know just the place, It's called Cumnor House School. But as a consequence you'll be shanked on the bus and force-fed pre-eaten shit."
Boy:"Yippee!"

by kindanotsure December 5, 2010

cumdog

A dirty slut from your local town. The town whore.

That girl lexie is such a cumdog

by Master Shakero November 12, 2006

Cumdog Millionaire

A man who cums on a girl’s face, then makes it rain dollar bills all over her face and watches them stick to her...makes him feel like a fucking millionaire...that sly cumdog

Last night I covered her face...first with my cum, then with my money...that’s right, baby, I’m her cumdog millionaire

by Daisy O’Toole May 9, 2018

Cumnoodle

A type of penis. Specifically a thin floppy penis

How did the date go?
It was okay but he’s got a Cumnoodle

by Dugglebutt May 15, 2019

cumbog

1) An absolutely nasty, worthless whore.

2) A vagina, or an unkept and sloppy vagina.

"Becky is such a fucking cumbog."

"Punch that bitch in her cumbog!"

by arbitrarynickname January 31, 2005

cumpog

A term that in the plural explicitly compares the exchange of bodily fluids during sexual intercourse to the trading of pogs.

In the singular it may refer to a plop, squirt, puddle, drizzle or dollop of ejaculatory fluid.

"Hey baby, wanna trade cumpogs?"

"Patrick! C'mere quick! Someone left a cumpog in the toilet!"

by Patrick Watson December 13, 2008