A school so insensitive that it makes its pupils wear
bright red blazers. It also has
the word cum in its name. School dinners
taste like regurgitated shit but apart from that its pretty good.
Boy: "Ooh Mum, i wanna go to a really good school."
Mum:"I know just the place, It's called Cumnor House School. But as a consequence you'll be shanked on the
bus and force-fed pre-eaten shit."
Boy:"Yippee!"