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Cumet

The name for a particularly fast globule of semen as it flies through the air. A cum comet.

Time slowed as an errant cumet arced gracefully towards her left eye. With what seemed to be glacial sluggishness, but must have been blistering speed, she managed to screw her eyes shut just a fraction of a nanosecond before the cumet alighted.

by kippadoodah December 15, 2017