cumbusking 

Performative masturbating for spare change, especially in the subway.

Did you see the guy cumbusking at Grand Central Station? He didn't have much range but what a beat!

cumbusking by Spelingerror November 20, 2023

cumburping gutterslut 

Essentially, a promiscuous female of massive, shocking, unheard of proportions. Her breath consistently stinks of dick snot, a substance whose stench does not age well. That is one of many reasons why these beasts existence is so perplexing. Who allows them to defile their sacred anatomy? I personally enjoy referring to inferior prudish women as cumburping guttersluts since it undoubtedly causes them great confusion, a gaping mouth and an urge to slap you. These factors usually provide for phenomenal comedy.

Jose Contreras: How does the prostitute look across the street?
Bruce Lee: What the cumburping gutterslut? She looks like she started meth at age 7 and lost her teeth to a gang of horny Hell's Angels.

cumburping gutterslut by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007

cumducking 

v. When a girl moves her face away from an ejaculating penis to avoid cum from hitting her in the eyes, nose or mouth, getting it in the neck or hair instead.

Daisy hates her face being turned into glazed doughnut, so she's become an expert in cumducking.

cumducking by Nickilicious February 12, 2008

Cumrucking 

where after giving head (and swallowing) you burp and some cum comes up in the back of your throat.

Dude, my boyfriend totally came too much so when I burped, it was actually me cumrucking.

Cumrucking by Macjammin March 31, 2010

Cumbrushing

When a guy cums on a girl's teeth and then rubs his dick on her teeth. The cum acting as the toothpaste and the dick acting as the toothbrush.

Jake was cumbrushing Sally last weekend, and now Sally has shiny white teeth

Cumbrushing by GigantorMaxypad October 2, 2009

cumbusting 

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.

That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

cumbusting by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff by Yargengee October 18, 2006