Cumackazi

The act of vigorously masterbating till just before climax and jumping cock-first into a vagina without protection

Person 1: Bruh... I just cumackazi'd about 3 weeks ago and my girl told me that she's pregnant.
Person 2: Oh, and who's the father?
Person 1: Listen here Jeremy, you little twink. Shut your whore mouth or I will cumackazi in you next
Person 2: But I'm a guy...
Person 1: Fuck, you right. I guess I'll do the anal equivalent to that. If only I knew what to call it...*Looks to reader*

by HandlesMoreLikeLabels October 25, 2019

Columbian Comakazi

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011

cumakazi

The act of ejaculating so violently that the person ejaculating passes out for a short period of time directly after finishing.

The drenched girl had to care for her comatose boyfriend after he had cumakazied on her stomach.

by Big Jag November 30, 2009

Cumikazi

When fellatio is being performed by a woman hesitant to ingest, the male pulls out at the moment of ejaculation and blasts the left eye of the wench, screaming CUMIKAZI!

I dear Jane'd Francisella by using the Cumikazi maneuver

by Frank Cincella March 20, 2009

cumikazi

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their jizz at another person. oftentimes, this only grosses the person out and causes them to become very angry. in the jizzee's rage, they will probably kill the jizzer.

the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl.

by william joseph hemmington January 8, 2006

Crackazine

A magazine for and about white people. Most notably all of the celebrity bullshit magazines that are in your face at the supermarket checkout stand. The crackazine will appeal to people who have no life and need up to the minute details on Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff and a host of other non ethnic persons whos only claim to fame is the ability to talk in front of a video camera (some can't even do that well). The most popular crackazines are People, Star, US Weekly and several others that feature starving melanin deficient PR creations.

Braindead: I need the latest scoop on Brad Pitt's rectal exam and a critique on who was wearing what at the annual Bullshit awards show.

Braindead2: Golly Gee, go pick up a crackazine.

by Mad Sclupu September 21, 2005

cumakazi

One who sucks so much semen as to need to be taken to a Hospital Emergency Room.

Rod Stewart was an alledged cumakazi.

by DeLas Manstandin March 19, 2009