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cumikazi 

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their jizz at another person. oftentimes, this only grosses the person out and causes them to become very angry. in the jizzee's rage, they will probably kill the jizzer.
the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl.

Cumikazi 

When you jump out of a plane, without a parachute, furiously beating your meat.
How did Tom die?
Oh, Cumikazi.
Wow. What a way to go...
Cumikazi by Flauge August 21, 2020

cumikazi 

n. A woman or homo male who sucks so much dick that they almost drown with cum.
That loyal gook girlfriend of yours sucked my dick so much that she should be called a cumikazi.
cumikazi by cumikazi February 25, 2008

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)

the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen
levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?

ryan: thats not even the worst part!

levi: why what else happened?

ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.

levi: that sounds chill.

ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.

levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent

ryan: more like Cumikaze

Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)

Comikazical 

The act of doing anything to make someone laugh even unto the expense ones self. Making fun of yourself to make others laugh.
Darin is so comikazical
Comikazical by DariusJosephus March 21, 2011
The act of ejaculating so violently that the person ejaculating passes out for a short period of time directly after finishing.
The drenched girl had to care for her comatose boyfriend after he had cumakazied on her stomach.
cumakazi by Big Jag November 30, 2009