Crackazine

A magazine for and about white people. Most notably all of the celebrity bullshit magazines that are in your face at the supermarket checkout stand. The crackazine will appeal to people who have no life and need up to the minute details on Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Lindsay Lohan, Hillary Duff and a host of other non ethnic persons whos only claim to fame is the ability to talk in front of a video camera (some can't even do that well). The most popular crackazines are People, Star, US Weekly and several others that feature starving melanin deficient PR creations.

Braindead: I need the latest scoop on Brad Pitt's rectal exam and a critique on who was wearing what at the annual Bullshit awards show.

Braindead2: Golly Gee, go pick up a crackazine.

by Mad Sclupu September 21, 2005

crackaine

a mixture of crack and cocaine

i just finished doing crackaine

by B-Rhea January 4, 2010

crackained

When someone is under the influence of Crack or Cocaine

i was going to take her home , but she was to crackained

by KS bang u April 16, 2020

Crackatunes

Music white people listen too. Examples: Classic Rock, Country, Heavy Metal, Michael Bolton.

Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy’s new playlist?

Person 2: Yeah, Jimmy loves him some crackatunes!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

CRACKAFIDE

It means the same as "nigger-Riggen"...its when you get a flat tire and fix it with duck-tape...or use zip ties to hold up ur pants. (we use it when you amp up the flame on a ligter)

shit nigga...you crakafide your car...look at dat'. fuckin duck tape for a window...and i see the rims...NOW WHERE THE TIRES.

by Josh April 9, 2004

Crackadile

A Meghan Butt Crack

Your Crackadile is showing

by WeeezyF October 4, 2010

crackadie

A ugly stupid ass white person

Did you see that crackadie over there.

by doodoo8100 July 5, 2009