CumCastle 

The act of being completely smeared in cum, to the point when you walk around others they seem alarmed and can notice your presence from a mile away. The combination of smell and attitude from a CumCastle is so bad that many try to stay as far away as possible from one and even use the word as a form of insult.

Luke just came on a girl and now she’s pissed calling him a CumCastle.
Toro is at it again look at him jerking off in his bed, smh what a CumCastle.

Tomi Just had another wet dream... #CumCastle activity.

CumCastle by Banfield November 11, 2022

Comcasted

When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you.

1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted."
2. "Sorry I shot you, I was being Comcasted."
3. "Why didn't you complete the mission?!" - "Meh, I got comcasted again."

Comcasted by SRTunak April 4, 2010

scumcastle 

Is a place in the north east of england, wrongly labeled on all atlas' to Newcastle Upon Tyne, it is the home of the humble idiot known as a mag.

Dave: "Why on earth did we come here?"
John: "I dunno mate scumcastle really is crap."
Dave: "We should leave before the locals try and steal our shoes"
John: "Thats a plan because i hate mags"

scumcastle by Not a thick geordie...not a geordie March 5, 2008

cumcast 

degrading name for the isp of comcast

cumcast has way to much lag

cumcast by tom December 5, 2003

Comcasted

(v.) - To be disconnected randomly while using internet service by Comcast Cable.

I was downloading music and got Comcasted!!

Comcasted by StalePhish September 18, 2005

cumcast 

When your dick is wet and slimy after sex but you dont wash it right away cus youre lazy so it dries and turns into a cumcast

i should wash my dik in the next 5mins or i'll get a cumcast

cumcast by glockdaddy August 5, 2017

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

Comcasted by Brisk June 8, 2004