Cum pee
Cum pee by 420blazendude January 16, 2008
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Pee cum
After cumming you pee. It can often be recognized by the inconsistency in the pee speed, sound, and location it lands.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.
It happens when there is cum in the urethra and the cum interferes with pee coming out.
Pee cum by BathroomHearer October 28, 2022
cumpee
cumpee: the slimy pee that comes out when you first piss after an orgasm. When combined through the urinary tubes (the remaining semen & urine), it makes the substance that comes out,(cumpee), extremely uncontrollable and most times drips on the lid or the seat, making a mess.
*Depending on the orgasm, sometimes you won't have cumpee, but most the time you will.
*Depending on the orgasm, sometimes you won't have cumpee, but most the time you will.
cumpee by BigRed1612 January 20, 2007
Cumpeelitis
!WARNING- THIS IS NOT A REAL MEDICAL CONDITION AND JUST MADE UP SO DO NOT TRY THIS (unless you really want to)!
Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.
Cumpeelitis is a medical condition where the pee water gets stuck in the urethra. this can cause slight discomfort and the pee can leak out at random moments like sleeping, sneezing or coughing which might be embarrassing. there are many ways to fix cumpeelitis but the most efficient way is forceful cumming. to conduct the procedure, one must wear gloves but it is optional. then he should use lube (or not) and insert the entire fist up their butthole. then they have to locate for their prostate gland and squeeze it to start forcing the cum out. the cum with enough pressure will push itself and the pee out.
"Oh son, it appears you have cumpeelitis. Time to fix it!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"
"Mom why did the doctor fist me? - He fixing your cumpeelitis!"
Cumpeelitis by ballssucker2000 March 11, 2023
cumpee
Also the term used for when a male or female releases urine and has the strong urge of almost reaching orgasm, often caused by drugs that heighten stimulation and sensitivity or euphoria.
Example 1:
Aaron: Man oh man, this legal alternative to weed is surprisingly strong, i think i like it even more.
David: Oi. Aaron. Tell me about it. I'm wasted.
Paul: Far out guys this stuff is strong, I just went and had the most amazing cumpee under the deck a minute ago.
Example 2:
David: Man that wee felt good!
Aaron: Did you have a cumpee?
David: Aaron, I think I just might have.
Aaron: Man oh man, this legal alternative to weed is surprisingly strong, i think i like it even more.
David: Oi. Aaron. Tell me about it. I'm wasted.
Paul: Far out guys this stuff is strong, I just went and had the most amazing cumpee under the deck a minute ago.
Example 2:
David: Man that wee felt good!
Aaron: Did you have a cumpee?
David: Aaron, I think I just might have.
cumpee by ananonymousbladder February 3, 2009
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