Cum packet
A tied-off condom with the reservoir tip filled with semen stored in the fridge to later be served to a submissive.
Cum packet by ktom49 December 11, 2012
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Toaster Strudel Cum Packet
When you and your partner are trying for a baby, and don’t have time to have sex, so you make a pre made cum packet so your wife can still get sperm. This is much like a toaster strudel packet because it has white icing.
Toaster Strudel Cum Packet by Lewisdoesdefinitions September 25, 2026
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Cum Pockets
Two indentions located on the small of a woman's lower back, located on both sides of her backbone. These indentations can be used to temporarily contain ejaculation in a pocket like fashion. This is found quite useful during "doggie style" sexual intercourse as a place to hold semen.
Last night I was nailing that broad doggie style, when I pulled out and I shot my load right into her cum pockets on her back! It was awesome! Not even one drop spilt!
Cum Pockets by Kelley M. January 11, 2009
cum pocket
a goiter or cyst like growth that lays under the skin of the face and is filled with semen absorbed through the mouth from money shots from other dudes and kept for later
"Dude did you see Fabio's face, he's got a cum pocket thats filled to the brim."
"How do you know that."
"He was with JY last night yo."
"How do you know that."
"He was with JY last night yo."
cum pocket by Anonymous September 13, 2003
Cum Pocket
Cum Pocket by Szvail December 7, 2020
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