Definitions by Lewisdoesdefinitions

Sloppy Bradford

When your wife puts cream cheese on her tongue then gives you a blowjob with extra sloppiness and when she’s done you can’t tell what’s Cum, Cream cheese or Spit, then you slap your cock right on her pussy then she spits the cum, spit, and creamy cheese mess on your cock then you give her some nice pussy!

Last night my wife made me wait on the bed… then she came in and gave me the ol’ Sloppy Bradford! Usually performed by people with the last name Bradford!

Sloppy Bradford by Lewisdoesdefinitions October 10, 2026

CumQuake

When your cum so much and moan so load from your humongous load you cause an earth quake in your city.

I blew a load of jizz so big last night… it caused a CumQuake throughout my whole city!

CumQuake by Lewisdoesdefinitions October 3, 2026

Tallahassee Jizz Mop

Get a significant other or anybody to cum or squirt or even orgasm on the floor, then you squat down or do the splits and mop the Jizz, Squirt, or Orgasmic liquid up with your Vagina or Penis.

Me and Beth were so desperate for new stuff to try in sex last night so we tried the ol Tallahassee Jizz Mop and it was great!

Tallahassee Jizz Mop by Lewisdoesdefinitions September 26, 2026

Toaster Strudel Cum Packet

When you and your partner are trying for a baby, and don’t have time to have sex, so you make a pre made cum packet so your wife can still get sperm. This is much like a toaster strudel packet because it has white icing.

Had a meeting today and no time for sex.. so I made a Toaster Strudel Cum Packet for my wife!

Toaster Strudel Cum Packet by Lewisdoesdefinitions September 25, 2026

Jart

When you cum inside of a girls anus and she farts the cum out making a jart (jizz fart) Or, you start to cum out your cock so much at once it bubbles and jarts.

My load was crazy… I had a couple jarts.

Jart by Lewisdoesdefinitions September 25, 2026