Cum loud

Verb. To orgasm and express pleasure by screaming, yelling, and/or otherwise calling out profanities.

“Brodie: Hey, look at that ring. What is that?

Jared Svenning: That is, um, my Junior College class ring. Cum Laude, '69.

Brodie: I also hope to cum loud one day, preferably in a 69.”

-Mallrats

Cum loud by Myfriendo March 19, 2022

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summa cum loudly

a loud honor graduate,who talks incessantly about him(her) self

Man this dude is a loudmouth, he must have graduated SUMMA CUM LOUDLY !

summa cum loudly by worderamma August 10, 2009

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Magna Cum Loudly

An academic honor given to a hooker who excels at hooker school.

Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.

Magna Cum Loudly by The BS Express February 7, 2022

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magna-cum-louda

When someone fails everysingle one of his or her classes but gets to graduate anyway because he/she fucked the dean.

Me: I thought you failed all of your classes, how are you graduating?

Nick Ziegler: I'm graduating magna-cum-louda.

Me: Ahh, I see. You are a sexy man

Nick Ziegler: Yes. Yes I am.

magna-cum-louda by poopsikins June 18, 2009

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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