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Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.
Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:
cum inside me by bobrick234 August 10, 2019
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cum inside me 

The words that make a female pregnant
Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!
cum inside me by 69bruhman69 November 16, 2018

Cum inside me daddy 

often used as a sexual term, when a girl says this it means she wants your semen inside her vagina. when a guy says this he wants your semen in his ass.
Cum inside me daddy by AlienVecna August 31, 2022

national cum inside me day 

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone
person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

You Really Won’t Let Me Cum Inside You 

A saying said by a Greek man when f*cking in a tent
Half way through s*x “you really won’t let me cum inside you” - Phil followed by indistinguishable dirty talk in Greek.

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026