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Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.
Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:
cum inside me by bobrick234 August 10, 2019
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cum inside me 

The words that make a female pregnant
Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!
cum inside me by 69bruhman69 November 16, 2018

Cum inside me daddy 

often used as a sexual term, when a girl says this it means she wants your semen inside her vagina. when a guy says this he wants your semen in his ass.
Cum inside me daddy by AlienVecna August 31, 2022

national cum inside me day 

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone
person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

You Really Won’t Let Me Cum Inside You 

A saying said by a Greek man when f*cking in a tent
Half way through s*x “you really won’t let me cum inside you” - Phil followed by indistinguishable dirty talk in Greek.
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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