Donald Trump Syndrome

A very rare syndrome that if you do catch it, you become a twitter obsessed POTUS who gained fame from television and business. It was named after President Donald Trump who was the first one diagnosed with the syndrome

Guy: I have over 50,000 followers on Twitter, so I should run for President
Other Guy: No! You catch the Donald Trump Syndrome
Guy: Good point, I won't run.

by 69bruhman69 July 10, 2018

cum inside me

The words that make a female pregnant

Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!

by 69bruhman69 November 16, 2018

Quark

1.Something bigger than your chances of getting married.
2.Something much bigger than your IQ
3.It's huge compared to your dick.

This quark is a giant compared to your microscopic dick

by 69bruhman69 March 13, 2018

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

That one word that no one can spell and created by that stupid sit-com called Mary Poppins.

I bet I can say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 10 times really fast Supercailfragilisticexpialidocious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious etc

by 69bruhman69 December 10, 2017

Inside Jokes

One of the things Urban Dictionary hates.

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by 69bruhman69 June 22, 2018

XD

An emoticon used by 4th graders trying to be funny. It can also be spelled as "ecks dee", and again, only little kids who discovered comedy like 2 weeks prior will find it funny. This emoticon is also a one-way ticket to being bullied relentlessly if used in the wrong place, such as a discord chat.

Little kid: "Haha XD lmao XD XD XD"
Other little kid: "XD XD XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD"
Literally everyone else: "Kys kid"

by 69bruhman69 May 08, 2020

Pop a cap of mmm fresh

A Phrase used by Tituss Burgess in the Down Unstoppable ad.

I'll stop right here. I'm about to pop a cap of mmm fresh in that washer.

by 69bruhman69 June 20, 2018