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cock thirsty cum dumpster 

An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.
First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."

Thirsty Cum Sluts 

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.
The newly purchased package of Thirsty Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.
Thirsty Cum Sluts by Mr. Scrickets December 13, 2008

cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt 

"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

Thristy Cum Sluts 

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.
The newly purchased package of Thristy Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.
Thristy Cum Sluts by Mr. Scrickets December 12, 2008

cumthirsty 

A state of being where an individual wants to have someone nut down their throat.
Every time Kevin gets high on crack, he gets all horned up and starts asking dudes if he can blow them. What a cumthirsty queer.
cumthirsty by new haven October 15, 2009