Cum Ranger

When u beat your cock continuously for 3 hours without nutting but then finally decide to cum that you cum that hard and that much that it starts squirting out your ass (preferebly played with set up targets)

Joe: have you tried a cum ranger

Jamaal: cum

Cum Ranger by Chaman Chee Berger September 21, 2020

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Cum-drum ringer

The act of ejaculating semen into ones ear, then open hand slapping their ear. If done correctly the cum should penetrate the recipients ear drum, and cause permanent ringing in the their ear.

My fifth grade teacher gave me an F on my science report. So I gave her the old cum-drum ringer.

Cum-drum ringer by Kirbizzal May 20, 2016

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cumbanger

A person who shoots/ bangs methamphetamines into their body and cums from the intensity of the shot.

After he did his shot, Cody the cumbanger, called every girl he could think of looking for sex.

cumbanger by Zaklore October 5, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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