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A child that is raised to mainly to exist to lift up on a pedestal and be dependent on the parent that raised them that way. There is no mental or emotional freedom of thought (out loud) that a Cum Pet can voice, unless they are in rebellion. They are told what their opinions are on every topic imaginable before they can think to have one of their own. The Cum Pet believes everything that the enabling and controlling parents do is to keep them safe and help them, which is more often untrue, as it diminishes and hurts their personal growth on multiple levels. They come from parents that are extremely manipulative of what their child experiences and labels all experiences that could cause them to be more independent as bad / evil, dangerous or deplorable.
There is a difference between a 'cum pet' and a child.
Cum pets are raised to not think critically or to be creative, and to emotional and otherwise rely on their family, not themselves. They basically have clipped wings and are extremely sheltered so they don't fly the coop mentally, emotionally or otherwise. They don't have independent thoughts based on obscured facts. They are merely an extension and shadow of those who made them way way, nothing more.

When a child is truly raised to be a grown adult and potential leader, he or she learns all those opposite to a cum pet, and unlearns the old obsolete ways.
Cum Pet by Have a Snickers July 7, 2023
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These kids are cum pets!
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Petty cum 

When you feel bad for a girl so you just force yourself to finish
Having sex and you just want too be over or feel bad for her so you finish anyway,
Jack: I just petty cummed when i was with her
Reece: omg no way
Petty cum by 36G March 16, 2025
A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets
I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.
Cumpet by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019
Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.
(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"
cumpet by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020

cumpetition 

any kind of competition involving cum; usually involves a measure of speed, distance, or volume of cum
dude 1: hey you cumming to the cumpetition on saturday?
dude 2: hell ya, i've been waiting to cum all week!
cumpetition by billy boi bud December 5, 2010
That thing where you ejaculate into a sock and then use it as a hand puppet.
Cumpets by Deer cumpets February 9, 2021