Cum mummy

Like a regular mummy but wrapped in cum.

“You better make me a cum mummy before Halloween!” said Sara.

by Jit Tee October 12, 2019

Cum Mummy

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)

A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.

(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”

(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”

by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 23, 2020

Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018

Cum Mommy

A Femdom who loves cum and is deserving of draining one of their cum.

If you think i’m worthy, i can be your cum mommy ;)

by Tot3xx September 27, 2022

Cummummy

The act of ejaculating all over a partner, trying to go for as much surface area as possible, then very quickly wrapping them from head-to-toe with a roll of toilet paper.

See also: The King Tut

Lisa: "Hey Susan, what are you up to tonight?"

Susan: "Mmmmmppphhh mmmmmph Cmmmmm mmmmmmmmyyyy!!!"

Lisa: "What's that you say? Brad gave you a Cummummy again?"

by Chise-Boy March 20, 2009