Cum Mat

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A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.

We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.

My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.

Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.

Cum Mat by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Words you can keep

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

Cummation

Another word for ejaculation. Derived from the urban word, 'cum'.

Human biology teacher: What is the discharge of semen from the penis called?

Student: Cummation!

Teacher: Wrong!

Student: Sorry, I meant to say ejaculation

Cummation by hellowatermelon November 25, 2013

cummative

Cummative is an adjective made by the verb cum. This word is used for the description of any things is sexy, fantastic, tempting, or exciting.

Wow, this view is cummative (breathtaking).
I found your proposal, cummative (tempting).
She is a cummative (sexy) girl.

cummative by anonymous August 2, 2022

Cummative

A woman or a man who is in a Cummative mood sexually aroused by the presence of the opposite sex.
Example: Hey man I want to fuck you

"I'm. Feeling Cummative by you sitting next to me I could smell your testosterone coming off of your person come to my room and fuck"
I'm feeling very aroused and Cummatve by the words you are using

Cummative by Saratony May 12, 2018

cummate

The act of giving or receiving anal while playing chess

Dude, i cummated her so hard last night.

cummate by Nizzlejizzle April 10, 2016

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026