Cum Mat

A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.

We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.

My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.

Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

Cummation

Another word for ejaculation. Derived from the urban word, 'cum'.

Human biology teacher: What is the discharge of semen from the penis called?

Student: Cummation!

Teacher: Wrong!

Student: Sorry, I meant to say ejaculation

by hellowatermelon November 25, 2013

cummative

Cummative is an adjective made by the verb cum. This word is used for the description of any things is sexy, fantastic, tempting, or exciting.

Wow, this view is cummative (breathtaking).
I found your proposal, cummative (tempting).
She is a cummative (sexy) girl.

by anonymous August 2, 2022

Cummative

A woman or a man who is in a Cummative mood sexually aroused by the presence of the opposite sex.
Example: Hey man I want to fuck you

"I'm. Feeling Cummative by you sitting next to me I could smell your testosterone coming off of your person come to my room and fuck"
I'm feeling very aroused and Cummatve by the words you are using

by Saratony May 12, 2018

cummate

The act of giving or receiving anal while playing chess

Dude, i cummated her so hard last night.

by Nizzlejizzle April 10, 2016