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Cum cry
Cum cry by Mary eats Jane September 22, 2023
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Make her cry cum
The act of filling a girl with cum so much, that she starts crying it.
(Which is technically impossible.)
(Which is technically impossible.)
Make her cry cum by Chisquil August 22, 2016
cum crystals
Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps
Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
cum crystals by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023
Cum crystal
Cum inside of a girl that gets hardened and then either drops on you as she’s riding your dick. Or will cut your penis while fucking her.
I have a cut on my dick because she didn’t clean herself up after her last fuck!
Or
I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.
Or
I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.
Cum crystal by DeetleBug August 10, 2024
Cum for crypto
Deck officer " I got bukkaked by 4 tough engineers down the pit this morning , I could barely breath , talk about cum for crypto "
Cum for crypto by ERhardons March 21, 2021
crying cum
When you jizz on an unwanting victims eyeballs and they have to flush their eyes thus creating tears of semen
-Bro my girl got crying cummed last night, she now has pink eye
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.
crying cum by Semen Sonya March 10, 2016
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