Cum & Cry 

When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.

*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely

Cum & Cry by Fakeville May 5, 2019

Cum cry 

When you orgasm to the point your body convulses and tears run down your face.

John always makes me cum cry when I sit on his face, he has such a strong tongue.

Cum cry by Mary eats Jane September 22, 2023

Make her cry cum 

The act of filling a girl with cum so much, that she starts crying it.
(Which is technically impossible.)

Guy 1: ,,I'm going to have sex with Sara tonight"

Guy 2: ,,Make her cry cum!"

Make her cry cum by Chisquil August 22, 2016

cum crystals 

Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps

Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em

cum crystals by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023

Cum crystal 

Cum inside of a girl that gets hardened and then either drops on you as she’s riding your dick. Or will cut your penis while fucking her.

I have a cut on my dick because she didn’t clean herself up after her last fuck!

Or

I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.

Cum crystal by DeetleBug August 10, 2024

Cum for crypto 

When a member of the engine room team will give you a pearl necklace for some bitcoin or ethereum

Deck officer " I got bukkaked by 4 tough engineers down the pit this morning , I could barely breath , talk about cum for crypto "

Cum for crypto by ERhardons March 21, 2021

crying cum 

When you jizz on an unwanting victims eyeballs and they have to flush their eyes thus creating tears of semen

-Bro my girl got crying cummed last night, she now has pink eye
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.

crying cum by Semen Sonya March 10, 2016