Cultsultant 

Someone who has become suckered into joining a pyramid scheme and now starts spreading the word

My wife went to a pyramid scheme party and has now become a cultsultant for them and won't stop talking about it.

Cultsultant by Munk-eee May 3, 2017

Cuntsultant

One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.

Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.

Cuntsultant by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020

cuntsultant

Some one who gives irrelevant or unhelpful advice often based in their own prejudices and assumptions.

(often accuses others of being askholes for ignoring said advice)

girl: Which dress makes me look sexier the green or red?
cuntsultant: Neither; you ought to wear that shapeless black dress to hide all your wobbly bits.

I asked that cuntsultant if she had any advice on getting a girl friend and she advised me to become gay.

cuntsultant by KP1337 October 6, 2012

cuntsultant

A senior UK doctor who is a little too big for their boots. In the UK senior specialist doctors are Consultants. The vast majority are lovely people. But anyone who has worked in the health service long enough will have met and had to work with at least one Cuntsultant. The main advantage of this form of words is that in the spoken form it's almost indistinguishable from the proper term Consultant.

I haven't even extended its use to Management Cuntsultants but I suspect that's an even richer vein of usage.

Variants: Cuntsultancy

"Dr X is a wantankerous cuntsultant"

cuntsultant by pacharanero March 1, 2021

Cuntsultant

Someone hired to solve problems created by management.

Manager: I've fucked up again. I sacked the team because I'm a cunt. Employee: better hire a cuntsultant to fix your monumental fuck up

Cuntsultant by Wardy198 May 13, 2026