Cultsultant
My wife went to a pyramid scheme party and has now become a cultsultant for them and won't stop talking about it.
Cultsultant by Munk-eee May 3, 2017
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Cuntsultant
One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.
Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.
Cuntsultant by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020
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cuntsultant
Some one who gives irrelevant or unhelpful advice often based in their own prejudices and assumptions.
(often accuses others of being askholes for ignoring said advice)
(often accuses others of being askholes for ignoring said advice)
girl: Which dress makes me look sexier the green or red?
cuntsultant: Neither; you ought to wear that shapeless black dress to hide all your wobbly bits.
I asked that cuntsultant if she had any advice on getting a girl friend and she advised me to become gay.
cuntsultant: Neither; you ought to wear that shapeless black dress to hide all your wobbly bits.
I asked that cuntsultant if she had any advice on getting a girl friend and she advised me to become gay.
cuntsultant by KP1337 October 6, 2012
cuntsultant
A senior UK doctor who is a little too big for their boots. In the UK senior specialist doctors are Consultants. The vast majority are lovely people. But anyone who has worked in the health service long enough will have met and had to work with at least one Cuntsultant. The main advantage of this form of words is that in the spoken form it's almost indistinguishable from the proper term Consultant.
I haven't even extended its use to Management Cuntsultants but I suspect that's an even richer vein of usage.
Variants: Cuntsultancy
I haven't even extended its use to Management Cuntsultants but I suspect that's an even richer vein of usage.
Variants: Cuntsultancy
"Dr X is a wantankerous cuntsultant"
cuntsultant by pacharanero March 1, 2021
Cuntsultant
Manager: I've fucked up again. I sacked the team because I'm a cunt. Employee: better hire a cuntsultant to fix your monumental fuck up
Cuntsultant by Wardy198 May 13, 2026
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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