Definitions by Wardy198

Cuntsultant

Someone hired to solve problems created by management.

Manager: I've fucked up again. I sacked the team because I'm a cunt. Employee: better hire a cuntsultant to fix your monumental fuck up

Cuntsultant by Wardy198 May 13, 2026

BROFO 

Similar to the word MOFO but when someone messes with your inner broski's. That BROFO better run!

That BROFO better run!

BROFO by Wardy198 September 10, 2025

The twin tower burglary 

The redheaded sausage goblins says, "hey you guys, remember the day when twin towers got burgled"

Friend looks, that petty gay guy says "is she that thick? The only thing that has been burgled round here is her kebab"

Remember the twin tower burglary

The twin tower burglary by Wardy198 September 10, 2025

Petty Little Bitch

Being so petty means perpetually finding the smallest most basic insults to throw at people because you're so unoriginal that you can't come up with any substantial come backs.

Annie you're a petty little bitch

Petty Little Bitch by Wardy198 January 3, 2025

Annoying Cunt 

Being an absolute sorcerer at winding up a mate.

Annie H, I can't take this anymore please can you stop being annoying Cunt.

Annoying Cunt by Wardy198 January 3, 2025