culprit

A bowel movement immediately following rotten flatulence

"Don't worry, I just got rid of the culprit."

by krambus January 11, 2012

culprit

anything or anyone that has bad style or does something that deserves to be made fun of

1. "Thats such a culprit car, its rolling on two spare tires and has a broken headlight"
2. "Ur such a culprit, you're wearing socks with sandals"

by Brooke E November 5, 2006

culprit

Any person or persons who either:
a. have bad style
b. are a tourist
c. have a fanny pack
d. drives a pink miata with a poodle dyed to match
e. plays oboe
f. says "thats hot"
g. with the name Kevin and/or Arnold
h. are funny to laugh at and not with
i. someone who contributes to urbandictionary.com

"Omigod Ms. Hiss is such a culprit, look at her style--full on mom jeans with a matching jean cutoff shirt!"

by Brooke E Cuh September 17, 2008

Culprit Stall

The bathroom stall determined to be responsible for exuding the wretched, stomach-turning scent experienced upon first entering some public bathrooms.

It's the one that you hope doesn't become yours in the event of the traditional bathroom lineup.

Jenny was next in line for the first available restroom at the mall when she smelled (and realized) that she was destined for the culprit stall. In a quick effort to evade her future, Jenny passed her turn. She let the woman behind her go ahead, as to avoid any further olfactory trauma.

by pvyktria January 12, 2010

Totally Not The Culprit

Rude game developer that has no talent of coding

The owner of this game is being a Totally Not The Culprit

by Housive April 30, 2022

real culprit

ur annoying sibling who blames u for everything

My sibling is the real culprit.

by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister June 4, 2021

Turd Culprit

Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!

I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!

by Turdo maestro July 31, 2021