Cullman 

Small town founded by german dude.
One the only places left in the world with a non-alcoholic Octoberfest.
Only teen hang outs are wal-mart parking lot and/or heritage park.

"hey man wanna stop in cullman tonight? it's the only dry county for miles... no wait... more like states!!!"

Cullman by LoRie D August 5, 2008

cullman alabama 

The most 'uplifting' place in the world. Nothing says America like this corrupt Catholic small town where you can't skate and metal is the devil

Cullman Alabama! Aww shit I hate that place

cullman alabama by Adust destroyer of feels November 20, 2015

cullman county 

The home of losers that beat the shit out of people because they are that unhappy with themselves. The place where people can beat their significant other and only see a 24 hour hold. Aka. The definition of loserville. You can be a felon and have a gun in your possession in this little piece of Alabama. Just know. The people that care will always have whoever you hurts back.

Dude 1 - Cullman county is full of losers
Dude 2 - yeah I know. I need to move. The pill heads are out of control and everyone thinks it’s okay to beat their significant other
Dude 1 - dats tru der boy now ya ought to pack yur shit and leave town before someone finds out
Dude 2- I’m out of here. Y’all are a bunch of crazy fucking assholes

cullman county by Ifukedyourbitch January 11, 2019

stop walking around cullman

used to express extreme tiredness or low blood sugar

"Wake up, James!"
"What? Where am I? Stop walking around Cullman!"

or

"Are you ok, Jason?"
"Sugar! Stop walking around Cullman!"

stop walking around cullman by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

Cullan 

Cullan is the the most genuine man you will ever meet. They will always look out for your needs and put you first. Cullans are also calm and doesn't upset easily. They will put up with your bullshit to keep you happy.

That guy is so calm, he must be a Cullan!

Cullan by Shh1613 May 14, 2016

Cullan 

A really really HOT dude,Who says nothing but the truth. He is really REALLY nice and gets all the women and the men. Cullan is all round perfect

cullan: im looking hot today
man: omg you must be a cullan since you are REALLY REALLY HOT

Cullan by Mermaidloverdontcall999 November 26, 2019

Cullan 

Super sexy beast. With a monster dong. Girls always love to be with a Cullan.

I love being with a Cullan

Cullan by BigTasty1627673 May 10, 2016