Cuddle-Fish 

An eruption of anal gasses that get turned around in the taint area. Ejecting themselves out from between the pussy lips. Giving the chubby slightly moist wriggling movement (and SOUND) associated with the cuddle-fish's swim style. Reminiscent of wavy lasagna noodles.

Synonymous with front fart, and usually attained by women in the sitting position. Possibly fat men...

"Dude, did that fat lady just cuddle-fish? It fucking reeks in here!"

"Yeah man! She's sitting so far back in the chair it has no where else to go!"

Cuddle-Fish by ClarkBar69 August 25, 2011

Cuddle fish 

A dude who plays the friend role trying to steal women. A guy whose whole game is putting down her ex to make himself look better.

That cuddle fish dude he was over there telling her all she wanted to hear.

Cuddle fish by Tom pnoid August 5, 2015

fish cuddles 

Another term for having sexual intercourse, specifically with a girl who does not shower often.

"Yo, my parents are out of town and Mary is coming over tonight"

"Mack the fish cuddles! Mary is always down"

"Ya your right, do you have a condom?

fish cuddles by tong la March 8, 2011

Cuddlefish 

A seemingly gay male that slips under your radar because you thought he "wasn't competition".

Origin: Discovery Channel

Two ways to mate with a real cuttlefish female.

Dominance: Be a dominate male, force your way upon her, and fight all the other cuttlefish away.

Disguise: Some males change there body to look like a female, thus tricking the dominant type into letting the cuttlefish secretly mate with the female.

You - "Man, It's weird that this gay guy loves to go shopping with my girlfriend. It kinda freaks me out."

Friend - "Dude that guy is totally a cuddlefish, he just broke up with his girlfriend last week."

You - "HOLY SHYT YOU'RE RIGHT, the mall isn't even open at 2 AM!!"

Friend - "I bet he is in cuddle position ready to attack"

You - "NOOOOO!!!"

Cuddlefish by R. Muttsky December 25, 2009

Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 

1. noun. A female whom is so fucking adorable that one cannot ravage her sexually; therefore, one must resort to excessive cuddling and rigorous snuggling.

2. verb. To cuddle excessively and snuggle rigorously.

3. verb. The act of swindling, cheating, stealing or dissuading someone.

4. The polar opposite/pornographic version of Spongebob Squarepants.

1. I would rather enjoy fucking Ann; however, she is a Cuddlefish Snugglefuck.

2. I cuddlefish snugglefucked the shit out of her.

3. Look, man, I am not trying to cuddlefish snugglefuck you out of anything.

4. Dude, have you seen Cuddlefish Snugglefuck 7: Young, Tight Bikini Bottoms?

Cuddlefish Snugglefuck by Cuddlefish Snugglefuck December 17, 2008

Cuddlefish 

Someone that you love and can cuddle with all day/night long.

I love you cuddlefish.

Cuddlefish by DLuke November 3, 2007

cuddlefishie 

petname for the best boyfriend and fiance you can imagine: mine! :3

he's so sweet! <3

Ik hou van je mijn cuddlefishie :3

I love you my cuddlefishie <3

Cuddlefishie-Attack! xD

cuddlefishie by Suzume October 23, 2008