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Cuddle Date 

Often done in early stages a relationship, a date where it's implied that the intent is to merely cuddle with no expectation of sex though it may lead to that if the chemistry is there. It's a step up from asking to simply hang out.

When a girl asks for a cuddle date, she may just want exactly that, to test the waters or to simply not appear to be a slut.

When a guy asks for a cuddle date, he's looking to get laid but either trying to be a gentleman by giving her an out if it doesn't go well or simply too shy to explicitly ask "hey, you dtf?"
Dude she asked me for a cuddle date, what's that?
Be chill, play your cards right and you might get some.
Cuddle Date by SpeedRacerX1 August 29, 2012
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cuddlebate 

The act of laying in bed in a spooning position while you hold the other person's genitalia.
I'd like to cuddlebate the living fuck out that hot Loss Prevention guy from Lowes.
cuddlebate by johnhumplover69 January 18, 2014

Cuddlebate 

When you cuddle and masturbate someone at the same time.
Babe, you wanna watch TV and cuddlebate?
Cuddlebate by Shellthegirl October 5, 2023
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