Eric - "Hey Andy what's up?"
Andy - "Not much man. What are you doing tonight?"
Eric - "Me and some of the guys are getting together... for a cock cuddle!"
Andy - "Can I join?"

Cock Cuddle by Andy's Eriction June 24, 2010

Related Words

Cuddle Cock • Cock Cuddle • Cock Cuddler • cuddlelocked • Cuddle-cuck • cuddle rock • cuddle • cuddle puddle • Cuddle-able • cuddle bitch

Cock Cuddler

A girl or guy that likes to have sex with a guy. Usually a slut, whore, hoe, tramp or skank.

Bob:"I heard your wife was a Cock Cuddler before you guys went out"
John:"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?! I SWEAR I'LL CUT YOU EIGHT DIFFERENT WAYS!!!:

Cock Cuddler by BigWang117 December 21, 2008

Cuddlecock

The intimate act of cuddleing or snuggling when your loved one is hard insdie of you.

Master Jasper, "I need to be close to you, my Dove..."

Master Jasper penetrated Bella, holding her close, as they watched the film.

"I love it when you cuddlecock me, Master," Bella cawed.

Cuddlecock by Clurrabella_ December 4, 2009

Cuddlecock

A flaccid penis — especially in the context of poor sexual performance.

‘The missus fancied a shag last Tuesday, but I had a bad case of the cuddlecock after a night of hard drinking.’

‘Sorry dear, but it seems I’m cuddlecocked.’

Cuddlecock by durdledoo October 18, 2020

cuddlelocked

The state of being unable to move due to a pet sleeping or cuddling up to, or on; you or a limb. May also apply to humans.

“Hey homie, get out here, they got a motherfuckin’ firing squad out here!”
“Can’t man, I’m cuddlelocked.”

cuddlelocked by bubblegumpunkk December 1, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026