Etymology: Portmanteau of cuck (cuckold: weak, submissive, humiliated male), chud (angry, reactionary, often far-right internet dweller), and incel (involuntary celibate: bitterly lonely man who can't get romantic/sexual success). The ultimate terminally online male archetype: a blackpilled, seething trad-rager who endlessly complains about degeneracy, feminism, modern women, and the fall of civilization, all while being a complete pathetic loser who's eternally alone, secretly jealous of actual cucks (because at least they have a woman), and coping by furiously masturbating to the very cuck porn he claims to hate, deep in his basement.
"Bro is out here preaching traditional values but cries himself to sleep alone every night — classic cudcel."
“The cudcel dreams of a loyal tradwife while his search history is 90% interracial cuck compilations. The cope is terminal.”
"He calls every guy with a girlfriend a simp or cuck, but would literally sell his kidney for a girl to even text him back. Textbook cudcel.”
“The cudcel dreams of a loyal tradwife while his search history is 90% interracial cuck compilations. The cope is terminal.”
"He calls every guy with a girlfriend a simp or cuck, but would literally sell his kidney for a girl to even text him back. Textbook cudcel.”
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Get the Cumcell mug.A open palmed slap to the female genitals.
The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
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Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo....
by The_Judgel December 22, 2010
Get the Ass Cudgel mug.A very tall and good looking African-American young man. Very caring and does not fit into stereotypes. He is blessed in many ways including the size of his you know what and athletic body. Also he tends to be some what of a gamer as well and love anime and cares for others with the utmost compassion if you are able to earn this with respect.
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