Cudcel

Etymology: Portmanteau of cuck (cuckold: weak, submissive, humiliated male), chud (angry, reactionary, often far-right internet dweller), and incel (involuntary celibate: bitterly lonely man who can't get romantic/sexual success). The ultimate terminally online male archetype: a blackpilled, seething trad-rager who endlessly complains about degeneracy, feminism, modern women, and the fall of civilization, all while being a complete pathetic loser who's eternally alone, secretly jealous of actual cucks (because at least they have a woman), and coping by furiously masturbating to the very cuck porn he claims to hate, deep in his basement.

"Bro is out here preaching traditional values but cries himself to sleep alone every night — classic cudcel."

“The cudcel dreams of a loyal tradwife while his search history is 90% interracial cuck compilations. The cope is terminal.”

"He calls every guy with a girlfriend a simp or cuck, but would literally sell his kidney for a girl to even text him back. Textbook cudcel.”

Cudcel by Noobel_nobody697 December 24, 2025

Cuncel 

New York Mets fans way of saying they have given up on the season before it has ended.

This team is garbage! Cuncel da season!

Cuncel by Disturbia August 23, 2021

Cuddelus Buggelus

Latin name for Cuddle Bug. One who cuddles and snuggles professionally.

My boyfriend is a cuddelus buggelus

Cuddelus Buggelus by The Babers September 11, 2010

Cumcell 

The coolest gamer and the best meme page

"Bro did u just see cumcells new post?? Shit hilarious"
"Fuck yeah #spermsquad"

Cumcell by brithedoggomccheeze October 20, 2018

cooter cudgel 

A open palmed slap to the female genitals.

The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.

Nolan: I cooter cudgeled Emily with with a knitting needle last night!

cooter cudgel by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005

Ass Cudgel 

A stout, oblong, wooden cudgel approximately 12 inches in length used by the Irish mob as an interrogation aid. The subject is often bent over a bar with their pants down, while said object is placed firmly against the rectum for "leverage". The further implied uses of the probe are clear.

Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo....

Ass Cudgel by The_Judgel December 22, 2010

Cudelice 

A very tall and good looking African-American young man. Very caring and does not fit into stereotypes. He is blessed in many ways including the size of his you know what and athletic body. Also he tends to be some what of a gamer as well and love anime and cares for others with the utmost compassion if you are able to earn this with respect.

Cudelice is such a date-able young man don't you think?

Cudelice by thenz August 4, 2010