Cudgel Share definition Flag Literal Definition: "A short, thick stick used as a weapon"So basically any dude with a huge truck. Girl 1: "How was it??" Girl 2: "Meh, his dick was a cudgel.""That douche bag is a major cudgel." Cudgel by Jude Love October 24, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Cudgel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch