Cucumer

(n.) Somebody who often sexualizes cucumbers.

John: "hey babe wanna see my cucumber?"
Sharkisha: "ohhh John you're such a cucumer"

by Muffin_McMan June 25, 2017

cucum

A big long green penis

Owen pinis is long and green cucum

by Bad man Steve January 28, 2018

Cucumed

When you randomly blurt out bird noises as you cum.

Daddy Reita Cucumed as he ejaculated into mommy last night.

by BigTankLova December 15, 2010