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Cockusion

You get cockusion when giving too much head (giving head means giving a blowjob) and too hard
Kyle: Chad ain’t you getting cockusion you been suckin my dick for so long now

Chad: nah dude my head game toooo strong

Kyle: whatever you say bro
Chad: *faints in cockusion*
Kyle: I knew He should’ve taken it easy
by Gayyeeyeemaster July 4, 2020
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collusionism

Living in the State in which you do not know if what you are hearing, seeing or speaking is actually true.
The Nightly News just declared finally that we are living in a world under Collusionism and that there was no need for them to lie to us anymore.
by Milton William Cooper ll May 18, 2017
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Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008
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collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such, on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.
The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”
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collusionist

Dear Urban Dictionary,

I made some grammar errors on my definition. Below is a more correct version of it. Could you publish this one instead?

Thank you, Hugo

Collusionist:

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The greatest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such, on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.
The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

By Hugo B. Gonzalez, a.k.a., elkabong, Robert W. Johnson and Milton William Cooper ll
by Milton William Cooper ll March 10, 2017
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collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.
The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”
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collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The greatest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert source.
I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”
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