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cockcussion 

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's mouth, then thrusts it back and forth in a vigorous "skull-fucking" manner, giving the woman a terrible headache, or sensation of having recieved a concussion.
"Hey Mike, do you get any from that fat chick last night?"

"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."
cockcussion by Double A Ron May 3, 2005

Cockcussion 

Concussion caused by giving too much head
He has a cockcussion from last night.
Cockcussion by Maria F. December 13, 2020

Cockcussion 

When you get hit in the cock and balls so hard you can't see straight.
My homie bagged me in the ballzac so hard my vision was blurry. I think he gave me a cockcussion.
Cockcussion by Ifyouaintcav January 12, 2021

Pussy concussion 

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion

Because of my concussion... 

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.
*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...

Concussion Water 

Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.
After a night of drinking concussion water...

Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"

Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"