Cockcussion
Cockcussion by HorseWhisperer January 7, 2018
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cockcussion
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's mouth, then thrusts it back and forth in a vigorous "skull-fucking" manner, giving the woman a terrible headache, or sensation of having recieved a concussion.
"Hey Mike, do you get any from that fat chick last night?"
"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."
"Nah, I waited till she passed out then gave her one hell of a cockcussion."
cockcussion by Double A Ron May 3, 2005
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Cockcussion by Ifyouaintcav January 12, 2021
Pussy concussion
Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.
If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.
*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”
Pussy concussion by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021
Because of my concussion...
BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.
*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*
Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?
Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)
Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.
Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?
Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)
Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.
Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...
Because of my concussion... by Avon67 February 24, 2011
Concussion Water
Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.
After a night of drinking concussion water...
Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"
Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"
Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"
Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"
Concussion Water by Wisconsin18 July 6, 2011
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