Cuckberry

A man who gains sexual pleasure in the knowledge that his lover has made love or is making love to other men. Cuckberrys are usually submissive, often have a small penis, suffer from premature ejaculation, 'enjoy' sexual humiliation and are rarely able to satisfy their male partners.

A fishing trip cuckberry

Jon watched anxiously as his partner Jizzy got railroaded in the ass by Brando, while the others went fishing

by OneSleevedBandit May 1, 2019

crackberry shuffle

The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.

Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.

by Dentura Hogfloss January 30, 2008

Crackberry

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.

Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.

by Paul August 23, 2004

[fuckberry pie]

A hot piece of ass.

I'm sure that cougar was a nice slice of fuckberry pie back in the day.

by JayDawg5150 January 17, 2009

Cuckery

The act in which someone is cuckolded.

What sort of cuckery is this!?

by Strangelove8762 September 6, 2018

Crackberry

Name for a Blackberry device, when its owner becomes far too dependent on it. For when someone becomes addicted to using their Blackberry, as if it were a drug like "crack".

Chris: What kind of phone do you have?

Matt: Blackberry.

Chris: Me too! I love it.

Matt: Yeah, it's so convenient.

Chris: Yeah man, I'm addicted to it. I couldn't live without my Crackberry.

by B3player89 December 21, 2008

Crackberry Syndrome

When its feels as if your blackberry is vibrating somewhere on your person even if the phone is turned off or not even on you.

Frank: Why you checking you phone, did you get a text?

Harry:No, I guess not, I could have swore I felt it vibrating though. Must have just been my crackberry syndrome acting up again.

by Forget this naming crap May 25, 2010