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Cuckery

What sort of cuckery is this!?
by Strangelove8762 September 6, 2018
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cuckery

is an act of being a cuck
-yo! did you watched the first pisode of Hazbin Hotel?

-dude stop, that shit is pure cuckery
by DannyXjsu December 17, 2019
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Cuckery

A place where newborn cuckholds (i.e. men who will, sometime in the future, be cuckholded by other men) are reared.

i.e. a nursery for infant cucks.
We get to go pick up my baby brother from the Cuckery on Wednesday.
by Merriam W. November 3, 2018
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Cuckery

Absurd, self-indulgent behavior often seen in investors or business partners who prioritize ego-stroking, thrill-seeking, or unnecessary theatrics over actual results. It is like tomfoolery, but with higher stakes and even less self-awareness, followed by a sprinkle of submissive brat-like behavior. Cuckery turns the serious business of making money into a circus act, much to the frustration of anyone focused on execution.
"The investor insisted on having weekly meetings just so we could ‘vibe check’ the team. Pure cuckery—no agenda, no value, just wasted time."

"She spent half the pitch talking about how investing in the company would ‘feed her soul.’ The rest of us were choking on the sheer cuckery."

"He made us rebrand the app because the color scheme didn’t ‘reflect his essence.’ Peak cuckery—we lost three weeks of development for that nonsense."

"Nothing like a bit of cuckery to derail a perfectly good business plan."

"You know it’s cuckery when someone says, ‘Let’s do it for the journey, not the outcome.’"
by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025
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Biblical Cuckery

1. A situation in a romantic relationship where one partner emphasizes the inclusion of religious ideology or practices to a degree that it becomes a point of contention or conflict between the couple, especially when the emphasis on religion is perceived to undermine the other partner's role or influence within the relationship.
2. The insistence by one partner that their shared religious beliefs and practices must play a central role in the relationship, potentially leading to disagreements or discomfort if the other partner does not share the same level of commitment or interpretation.
It's quite unfortunate that Jonathan got locked into quite the case of Biblical Cuckery with that last relationship,
by Ateenwithadream March 3, 2024
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cuckerberg

Verb/Noun

A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg or anyone that screws over his/her friends for financial or personal gain.
Gosh, Mark Zuckerberg cuckerberged his friends by taking the majority of the money and fame for his small part in creating facebook.

Jimmy is a cuckerberg.
by ActuallyElonMusk May 16, 2018
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Cluckery

Verb: To obsess about the menial in a constant,excessively verbal fashion. (Much like a stupid chicken that can't stfu)
Them: Do you think it's raining outside? I mean ohmygosh what if it's overcast and the weather doesn't accent my pink lip gloss?

You: Please! Quit the cluckery already!

IE: Jane Austen Literature contains excess cluckery.
by Netah March 23, 2008
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