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The act in which someone is cuckolded.
What sort of cuckery is this!?
Cuckery by Strangelove8762 September 6, 2018
Words you can keep
is an act of being a cuck
-yo! did you watched the first pisode of Hazbin Hotel?

-dude stop, that shit is pure cuckery
cuckery by DannyXjsu December 17, 2019
A place where newborn cuckholds (i.e. men who will, sometime in the future, be cuckholded by other men) are reared.

i.e. a nursery for infant cucks.
We get to go pick up my baby brother from the Cuckery on Wednesday.
Cuckery by Merriam W. November 3, 2018
Absurd, self-indulgent behavior often seen in investors or business partners who prioritize ego-stroking, thrill-seeking, or unnecessary theatrics over actual results. It is like tomfoolery, but with higher stakes and even less self-awareness, followed by a sprinkle of submissive brat-like behavior. Cuckery turns the serious business of making money into a circus act, much to the frustration of anyone focused on execution.
"The investor insisted on having weekly meetings just so we could ‘vibe check’ the team. Pure cuckery—no agenda, no value, just wasted time."

"She spent half the pitch talking about how investing in the company would ‘feed her soul.’ The rest of us were choking on the sheer cuckery."

"He made us rebrand the app because the color scheme didn’t ‘reflect his essence.’ Peak cuckery—we lost three weeks of development for that nonsense."

"Nothing like a bit of cuckery to derail a perfectly good business plan."

"You know it’s cuckery when someone says, ‘Let’s do it for the journey, not the outcome.’"
Cuckery by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025

Biblical Cuckery

1. A situation in a romantic relationship where one partner emphasizes the inclusion of religious ideology or practices to a degree that it becomes a point of contention or conflict between the couple, especially when the emphasis on religion is perceived to undermine the other partner's role or influence within the relationship.
2. The insistence by one partner that their shared religious beliefs and practices must play a central role in the relationship, potentially leading to disagreements or discomfort if the other partner does not share the same level of commitment or interpretation.
It's quite unfortunate that Jonathan got locked into quite the case of Biblical Cuckery with that last relationship,

Second-hand cuckery

Second-hand cuckery, is when a person is third wheeling a couple of people, that start indulging in sexual acts, while the solo person has nothing to do except watch
Yo Chad, how did it feel watching us make out yesterday with Stacy? Did u feel second-hand cuckery?
Second-hand cuckery by dhoma5 April 20, 2026

cuckerberg 

Verb/Noun

A nickname for Mark Zuckerberg or anyone that screws over his/her friends for financial or personal gain.
Gosh, Mark Zuckerberg cuckerberged his friends by taking the majority of the money and fame for his small part in creating facebook.

Jimmy is a cuckerberg.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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