Cryuester

A person who always asks artists to draw a character crying, and then always asks for progress.

Hey, have you heard of domikturntisc400? I've heard he's a Cryuester.

by domikturntisc400 July 27, 2022

Crysterbate

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

by leTed August 24, 2008

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

by cibyl June 18, 2003

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 5, 2021

Panty Cruster

The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.

I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

Crusterbushel

When the sack is gross, wrinkling, greasy, and turning black. And a little crusty.

I got out of the shower, but noticed I forgot to take care of my crusterbushel.

by Adam Wingerty April 24, 2010

Dry Cruster

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.

No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017