Cryuester
Cryuester by domikturntisc400 July 27, 2022
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Crysterbate
Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster
Crysterbate by leTed August 24, 2008
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Cryuester • Crymester • Cruster • crysterbate • crypster • Crysterbation • Crueterion • Creester • Crimester • Crudster
dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.
mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!
dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster. by cibyl June 18, 2003
Magnet of Crysteries
Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!
Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.
Magnet of Crysteries by Loki approves Johnlock February 5, 2021
Panty Cruster
The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.
I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.
Panty Cruster by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005
Crusterbushel
Crusterbushel by Adam Wingerty April 24, 2010
Dry Cruster
When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
Dry Cruster by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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